the dilbert crew

dogbert-he may b a dog but is the complete opisite of mans best friend,a funny evil little doggie that i named this page after he obviously is my favorite of the dilbert charactors that can`t renew his dog-license because he put "worst enemy:copy machine,when the answer is mailman)

alice-also evil(infact she should b the one who owns dogbert) be warned of her fist of death.another enginier in dilbert`s company has a quik temper,caused by the idioticness of her employees her only source of energy(& what her life seems 2 revolve around)is coffe

wally-one of dilbert`s co workers witch u will NEVER see without a cup of coffe in his hand & may just relie on it more than alice,he apends his day sitting @ a computer pretinding 2 work & gett payed for it

dilbert-the guy u`ve heard all about,the star of the comic,dogbert`s owner.the technoligy freak he loves technoligy more than people,has been sucked in 2 his computer in 1 comic strip.has the social skills of a mousepad & would rather surf the internet than wiakiki.


the pointy haired evil boss-everyone in the compony hates him.he refuses 2 give raises because the employees would then have nothing 2 shoot for


the elboinians-live in a country of mud&are always acusing dilbert of trying 2 steal thier secret of making mud,witch he tells them is mud.in one comic they formed an angry mob around dilbert`s house&tryed 2 hurt his grass by watering it.(as u can tell they aren`t the brightist civilization has ever seen


catbert-pretty much the cat version of dogbert,he is the human recources director&enjoys taking away the few things the employees enjoy about thier jobs

phil-sends workers 2 hec for comiting minor sins



asok-a clueless intern still atempting 2 learn how 2 survive the pointy haired troll(boss)&all other employees



tina-another evil employee,if u ask her 2 deliver an important asighnment 10 min. before the post office closes she`ll decide 2 stop for coffe first then stick it on top of the back tire because the mail truck already left.

the garbage man-posibly 1 of the smartest people on earth,much smarter than any1 else in the compony.


dilbert`s mom-she gave dilbert his tech geek skills she may b right next 2 the garbage man on the inteligent scale


bob-they live behind couches making an empresion of being extinct,dinasours.bob is dumb cheerfull&follows dogbert`s comands without ?. they no longer rule earth but bob is the king of wegies.